Around the Traps
Heard from the grandstand on debut performance of The FOF's.
The wife of one of the players overheard a comment from a spectator about one of the players while watching the game from the granstand.
"I don't think much about the FOF's goalkeeper".
Come on Lach pick your game up. It's amazing once you retire from the International scene everyone starts bagging you.
Additional stats as estimated by our esteemed goalkeeper.
Number of players present for the start of the early game: 7
(just so we don't get disqualified). Actually 13 and 2 support staff.
Number of players grabbing a souvenir chunk of the Ponsford stand during the Opening Ceremony: 14 (they're knocking it down anyway!)
Actually None couldn't get near it.
Number of non-players at the SHC to watch the FOFs international debut (early Sat am): 0 Actually at least 15
News stories devoted to the FOFs in the Herald-Sun during the week: 1
(we'll get someone to do a naked dash through the city)